me: can we go into HR, we need to make a decision on the watch

guy: NO!, we don’t need to make anything, you’re obsessed!

me: well, maybe if you see it one more time, you’ll be too!

guy: I saw it yesterday, plus the millions pictures in my inbox and I still think it’s a waste of money

me: but it’s a Locman watch!

guy: it’s 900 bucks and it’s big! Are you crazy?

me: think of all the joy and happiness it’ll bring into my life!!

guy: that big ugly watch brings joy to life?

me: it’s not ugly!!!!! And it’s just what I need to make my life whole… meaningful, find my centre; it’ll be my life-wand, my force

guy: You sick sick child… what you need is to get your ass saddled with a chubby husband, bunch of rambunctious kids, a twice mortgaged house and two car loans, then you’ll see what real happiness is!

me: why are you being so mean to me?

guy: why are you being so selfish?

me: I’m not! You’re just jealous; my locman will kick your whatever-you’re-wearing’s ass

guy: you my dear, are a vain 12 year old

me: ooooh… that’s so hurtful, now can we go see the bloody watch again?

PLAYING: Still believe in love – Jacksoul

READING: Diary of a Manhattan call girl – Tracy Quan

WATCHING: Gilmore

QUOTE: “she called me trifling and no good”