A Christmas list subsequent to yesterday’s post; a great way (I think) to narrow it down for people. Not that I expect to get anything from the list, but let it not be said that I never made a Christmas list!

Remember, this is a completely selfish list, getting me anything or everything on the list wouldn’t make me a happier or better person, it wouldn’t make me love or hate you anymore than I already do, doesn’t guarantee that I’ll have sex with you, It wouldn’t replace your affections or goodwill, it wouldn’t make you taller or better looking.

But I can be so “appreciative”, all of the above wouldn’t matter! Here goes…

1. The LV Monogram Gange bag (only the real deal will do, none of those replicas, thank you!)

2. An all expense paid trip to (visit my mom in) Ghana (with stop-over(s) in London)

3. A portable battery operated cappuccino maker ( for said visit to Ghana)

4. A Canucks ladies jersey (customized with my middle name and birth year)

5. A boxed DVD set of BBC’s ‘Coupling’ (note: it says BBC not the crappy NBC version!)

6. A Banana Republic orange toggle coat (because orange is the new white!)

7. My very own domain name and web site hosting for eons (it’s about bloody time!)

8. A Ferragamo satin ribbon tie ballerina flats (because flats are the new stilettos!)

9. The Perfect Oasis Mix CD (it would have ‘Don’t look back in anger’, ‘Wonderwall’, ‘Stop crying your heart out’ and other greats)

10. A couple of Victoria Secret’s Body Splashes (I’m on my last bottle, oh and anything but ‘Pear’ is fine!)

11. Early contributions to my Complete Make-Over (boob job/tummy tuck/face lift, etc) Fund (A great head start for when I turn 40!)

12. Postcards from Tasmania, Cairo, Bangkok, Belize and Palermo(Italy) (for rainy longing days)

13. A 2004 Pierre Belvedere Daily Agenda Diary (for stuff I can’t write here!)

14. An Apple iPod (just because everyone wants one, and I needed to make my list a cool 15!)

15. That no child on earth(Martians can starve!) ever goes hungry again and WORLD PEACE!

~[m-w’s word of the day]~

PLAYING: Step in the name of love – R Kelly

READING: The song reader – Lisa Tucker

WATCHING: The Billboard Music Awards

QUOTE: “You can change the frame, but the picture remains the same”