It used to be when one didn’t blog for a while; one was either dead or moved on to a much happier better place. Because lets face it, most bloggers are a miserable lot of whiners and ranters who feel so indignant and misunderstood that they have to put in writing, their woes, tribulations and general displeasure of the universe with the hope of their despair finally being appreciated.

A bit egoistic when you think about it, but then humans love despondent people (as if to excuse their own wretched existence) so it sort of balances out. I mean, why else will the most fascinating blogs be of people in most desolate situations? Happy people don’t really have interesting tales (or point of views for that matter), unless they’re into something very unconventional. More appealing are accounts of abuse victims, roughing it out in war zones, or being chased by axe wielding psychos. So where am I going with this? Fuck, if I know!

I haven’t been that chatty lately, not because I’ve gone off to a happy place thus not having anything to whine about. Oh trust me… I’ve got loads to whine about. Don’t think it as sheer laziness, think of me so happy it’ll be too boring to share.

Yes, it’s almost like finding yourself a young cute hottie who worships you like you’ve got it going on like ‘Tracy’s mom’. He introduces you to S&M and Bondage, (“sometimes you’ve gotta feel the pain to feel the pleasure” he says) it’s not so bad! You guys are always at it like fucking rabbits and you’re shaking your money-maker like a Polaroid picture! Suddenly you go and grow a bloody conscience, you feel like a total cougar, it’s wrong... you say, it’s almost illegal! So you end everything to walk the sanctimonious path. You wallow in self pity a bit and re-discover the flaws and ugliness of life so you’re back to whinge about it!

Yes, it’s something like that!

~[m-w’s word of the day]~

PLAYING: Leave right now – Will Young

READING: Crawling at night – Nani Power

WATCHING: The Simple Life

QUOTE: “But if I lose the highs, at least I'm spared the lows”